1 year and 9 months later, it dawned upon me that I was walking out with my head held up high from an organisation that started from a bedroom to where it is now..
So what are the lessons learnt, one may ask.. Its easy for those of you who want the boss to be pleased with you, please remember the following:
- Shoe Polish a.k.a. Upward Management
- Be Nice To Me and I will take care of you or your products will fly a.k.a. if you make me like you, I will take care of you and the products you take care of or you will be history here..
- Don’t Argue, Just Do a.k.a. just follow number (2) and you will move on just fine..
- Provide better bonussing and you will be Promoted a.k.a. provide more bonussing to the customer, cover up and you will be promoted for sure
- Employ Rude and Unprofessional Vendor a.k.a. yes and you are deemed to have mishandled the supplier
- Snitch and You Have A Job a.k.a. where politics breed
- Deliver the Numbers at the Cost of Losing Your Underwear a.k.a. the hidden agendas that is not visible under naked eyes ( promotions, extra bonussing, discounts, vouchers, etc)
- Make Your Mistakes Look Like Someone Else’s a.k.a. always get accomplices to take the blame for you
- Conspire Always or Be Conspired a.k.a. have a strategy or you will be the strategy
- Always pretend to Agree with the Boss in front of him... then mock him after..
And so, what have I learnt.. one may ask.. to move on to another battlefield.. looking forward for a more positive drama but a drama nonetheless..
wise or otherwise
dhena
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